If Jeremy Clarkson became Prime Minister?

He would make the politically misguided smile - until they realise they will want to become ex-pats in a town in another European country, with parts that have been taken over by ignorant English - where they can get �real chips�, bingo every Wednesday, and the usual �get the foreigners out (of England)' newspapers, and for the young, a chance to act like their parents did in the 70�s/80�s - fighting outside pubs with �London� names, sneering at the old locals.